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[superbeast]

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[superbeast]

is it sad that my first thought was WELL we're already halfway there?

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[errandry]

nah, the other half is everything! you've gotta keep fighting!

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[superbeast]

who knew you were so motivational

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[errandry]

it's a hard war against sharks. we can't AFFORD to lose a soldier.

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[superbeast]

aye aye, sergeant. what's our next move?

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[errandry]

I dunno, he's been pretty quiet lately. think we oughta wait until his guard's down.

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[superbeast]

probably a good call. that should be enough time for me to nap while you come up with plans.

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[errandry]

we SURE you aren't going shark already?

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[superbeast]

i don't think he's bitten me recently??

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[errandry]

it COULD be a slow infection!

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[superbeast]

maybe it's upgraded
and you can now be infected just through casual contact

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[errandry]

think you oughta be quarantined?

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[superbeast]

if it involves soup in bed and video games
sure
i guess i can put myself through that

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[errandry]

nah, that's way too strict! you can't be THAT contagious.

actually it'd be way easier just to mummify you.

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[superbeast]

pass!

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[errandry]

it's for the good of the world!

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[superbeast]

maybe the world can handle more than one shark

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[errandry]

which is why we HAVE more than one shark already!

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[superbeast]

one VICIOUS shark

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[errandry]

... I dunno, you ever see Akito when his rivaldar goes off?

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[superbeast]

... alright, good point
but only because he made me sleep on a bench after i talked to Simca

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[errandry]

wait, what?

what'd she even say to you?

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[superbeast]

some words were exchanged about Akito getting buried under furry things, the time my apartment was filled with the ones that kept multiplying

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[errandry]

what, seriously? that was it?

she wasn't trying to make him sound like one of the furry things or anything?

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[superbeast]

that was it
he got upset because i mentioned him
but it was only after she suggested someone could get buried in them
and he WAS
it was related!