[ IC CONTACT ]

[superbeast]

"You've reached Akira Udou. Leave a message."

[ voicemail | calls | texts | random offline action | everything else ]

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[superbeast]

That doesn't sound like him at all. Cursed?

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[sixwinged]

Doesn't matter. No matter what he believed, betraying the team was idiotic.

... betraying me, worse.

[ don't mind him, just throwing an arm over his face. ]

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[superbeast]

... Mm, yeah. You're right.

[a quick pause, eyes going from the gun in his hands to steadily focusing on Agito.] Want me to get you anything?

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[sixwinged]

I'd kill you, too. If you ever fucked with my trecks again.

[ a pause, and Agito rolls onto his back. ]

No.

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[superbeast]

[deep breath, exhale. in that case, he lets himself lean back into the couch seat better.]

You know I wouldn't. Or you should know.

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[sixwinged]

This place fucks with your head. I don't care if you're cursed. I will kill you.

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[superbeast]

Even if I'm cursed I wouldn't. And if I break my word on that, I'd be disappointed if you don't kill me.

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[sixwinged]

..no, fuck you, don't accept shit so easily.

[ sup Akira, hope you don't mind a phone to the face. ]

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[superbeast]

[--ooph.]

[blinks at the phone, but while he has it. DON'T MIND HIM. just going to start going through it.]

I'm not. I've thought about it before.

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[sixwinged]

[ go ahead, HE HAS NOTHING TO HIDE. ]

I'd have to trade for your life back, stupid! Don't make me have to do that!

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[superbeast]

And I'd have to trade to get back whatever it is you give up. Just don't shoot me in the first place!

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[sixwinged]

Then just don't fuck with me or my things. Ever. --or Akito. Never fuck with Akito. I'd kill you three times over.

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[superbeast]

[that earns Agito a weird look. do you realize who you're talking to, little shark.]

Why would I want to bother Akito?

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[sixwinged]

I don't know! Just-- fuck.


Shut up.

[ ROLLING BACK OVER. ]

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[superbeast]

You're so weird. And in need of a hobby that isn't so invasive, if these pictures are anything to go by.

[obviously teasing toward the end as he scrolls through an interesting array of Ikki-in-the-shower pictures.]

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[sixwinged]

I only use it to text.

Nothing else is mine.

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[superbeast]

How come?

[click! there goes a random picture snapped of Agito('s back).]

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[sixwinged]

I don't need it for anything else.

[ rolliingg onto his opposite side. ]

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[superbeast]

[don't mind him, just going to be taking pictures of Agito from different angles.]

You could start sending me more pictures.

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[sixwinged]

Stop playing with that! Stupid, it's not a toy.

[ -- and sitting up, to grab at his phone. ]

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[superbeast]

[holds it out of reach.]

Wait, I have to send them all to my phone first.

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[sixwinged]

Oi! Don't be stupid!

[ fuck you Akira. SHOVING A FOOT AGAINST HIS THIGH and climbing on him for that phone. ]

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[superbeast]

--Hey, hey, you're a shark, not a monkey. Stop that.

[liiiightly shoves to shield the phone.]

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[sixwinged]

[ digging his heel into Akira's thigh. ]

Then hand it back!

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[superbeast]

Fine, fine. Here.

[he'll just pull out his own phone after handing Agito his and take pictures of the tiny shark. HA.]