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well it's not really kidnapping! it's just pretend
pretending makes it okay!

oh, right. of course.
and why is he being pretend kidnapped?

because i want to show him my super cool secret base, duh! why else would i pretend kidnap him?

~~to kill him and wear his skin like a suit~~

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Edited 2012-09-03 04:10 (UTC)

aah good point!
alright, i guess i can help you out, since it's for a good cause. did you have a plan all set up too?

yay! you can come too since it's really awesome and you're helping me!
yep! i have everything we need
but i don't know how to get agito out of your apartment and i don't think chloroform is a good idea
if there was chloroform then it would REALLY be kidnapping! and that's bad ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

yeah, let's hold off on the chloroform.
he wouldn't really enjoy a cool secret base if we did that to him.
where is it? maybe something around the area could be good bait.

it's underwater・・・

...creative.
i guess i can ask if he wants to train near the water.
but actually getting him UNDER there might be on you.

i can try knocking him out first!

violence isn't allowed on pretend kidnappings

darn
oh i have an idea!
take him down to the beach when he's sleeping! (・｀ω´・) then there's no violence at all!

that would work, but
how would we get him underwater if he's sleeping?
drowning him is also not an option

i told you i have everything we need!
i have an oxygen tank (＾▽＾)

wow
you've really thought this through
what day?

cuz i really want him to go! and the lady couldn't get there cuz she couldn't hold her breath long enough
uhmm
tomorrow?

the lady?
ah, we both actually work tomorrow
the next day off is thursday
does that work?

the nice lady that gives me candy!
thursday's so far thoughhhh・・・
but OK
i can be patient! i've been practicing

Edited 2012-09-03 18:45 (UTC)

oh, that IS very nice of her.
what kind of candy do you like?
and alright, sounds good. thursday it is.

all kinds!
except the ones that taste like old lady makeup. those are gross!

OK! just remember to bring him to the beach and i'll do the rest!

how do you know what old lady makeup tastes like?

well it tastes like what old lady makeup smells like
i don't eat old ladies! or their makeup
that's gross

just making sure!
i don't know you well enough to assume either way

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